adventures in NOT dating
ok, so I’m on OkCupid (perhaps somewhat misleadingly) as a source of entertainment (hey, my life is PRETTY sad, no judging) and I got a message from a guy this afternoon whose age is like twice my posted maximum about how he’ll be eating Stoffer’s creamed spinach alone on Christmas.
I can’t figure out the ratio of sad : desperate in this conversation but I do have to say I kinda really want to to respond. Perhaps with a list of suggestions on items better than Stoffer’s creamed spinach, or maybe a creamed spinach coupon?
and yes, that is SERIOUSLY one of his pictures.
other response ideas? should we just stop playing this game and get married?
