watch another episode of Dr. Who

Last night I dreamed my grandmother was still alive in some creepy cloister-hospital mashup featuring gothic architecture.
As my mom nonchalantly informed me, rather than being dead she had just been ill, and alone in this crazy weird place for the last 12 years — hurrah!
I felt really guilty, and with the knot in my stomach growing -what would she think to see me? would she forgive me for not visiting until now? - I pondered over what I should take on my visit.
I imagined her wasting away in the hospital bed, creating cross bookmarks out of pastel yarn and plastic canvas and decided to bring along her postage collection. I’d show her how I recently organized it, separating each country’s stamps into their respective envelopes.
Then I woke up and realized my grandma was still dead and what a stupid idea that stamp collection thing was.
that’s science fiction haterz for ya!

ok, so I’m on OkCupid (perhaps somewhat misleadingly) as a source of entertainment (hey, my life is PRETTY sad, no judging) and I got a message from a guy this afternoon whose age is like twice my posted maximum about how he’ll be eating Stoffer’s creamed spinach alone on Christmas.
I can’t figure out the ratio of sad : desperate in this conversation but I do have to say I kinda really want to to respond. Perhaps with a list of suggestions on items better than Stoffer’s creamed spinach, or maybe a creamed spinach coupon?
and yes, that is SERIOUSLY one of his pictures.
other response ideas? should we just stop playing this game and get married?

it’s fuckin’ just like Tina to lord her Troll doll collection over us.
I wanted to go to the show, but not without you
I want to go see that movie, but not without you
And I’m beginning to wonder if there’s anything I can do without you